Yo !!! I'm back !!! An Yong !!! after abandon this blog for decades..I'm finally back to blogging. To start..here's a small jokes as a ice-breaking session ~~
A young man was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin.
The doctor said, 'Well, you need three things. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint and a shovel..'
The man was astonished and asked, 'So what do I do with these?'
The doc replied, 'Before the wedding night, you paint your one ball red and the other ball blue. If she says, 'That's the strangest pair of balls I ever saw', you hit her head with the shovel.'
How was it ? funny ? anyway...I didn't blog for a long time. So here it goes...
I have a happy n a downhill sad moment...Yes I erase everything and now I'm trying to live life to the fullest. Damn those old saying " there is always a better view when you overcome you mountains of problem " are really true. Having saying that, I meet alot of great guys !! and I do see that my future is getting brighter day by day. Even thought I have problems, but its a challenge right ? I wan dat day to come soon...where I can afford to drive a 500K worth car. Be it a Fairlady or a M5...for business or personal purpose. I wan to tell every1 that I make it in life !
Another few more months..I'm bringing myself to another level. I wont wanna look back at the past. I want to achieve the fullest now for the present moment so that the future of me is only 1 word....SUCCESS !
Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I call mine "Sex". He's a great pal, but he has caused me a great deal of embarrassment.
When i went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for sex. He said, "I'd like one, too!" Then i said, "But this is a dog." He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then i said,"You don't understand. I've had Sex since i was 9 years old." He winked and said, "You must have been quite a kid."
When i married and went on my honeymoon, I tokk the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that i wanted a room for my husband and me, and a sepcial room for Sex. He said "You don't need a special room. As long as you pay your bill, we don't care what you do." I said, "Look, you don't seem to understand. Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Funny, I have the same problem."
One day i entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why i was just standing there, looking disappointed. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the competition. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I had hope to have Sex on TV." He said, "Now that cable is all over the place, it's no big deal any more."
When my husband and I separated, we went to court for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honour, I had Sex before i was married." The judge said, "The courtroom isn't a confessional. Stick to the case, please." Then I told him after I was married, Sex left me. He said, "Me, too."
Last night, Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4a.m?" I told him that i was looking for Sex." My case comes up Friday.
Well funny rite dis joke ??? I thought wanna name my hamster SEX also !!!
The Father of Success is named WORK. The Mother of Success is named AMBITION. The Oldest Son is called COMMON SENSE and some of the boys are called Stability, Perseverance, Honesty, Thoroughness, Foresight, Enthusiasm, and Co-operation. The Oldest Daughter is Character and some of the sisters are Cheerfulness, Loyalty, Care, Courtesy, Patience, Economy, Sincerity and Harmony. The Youngest Baby is Opportunity. Get acquainted with the Father of Success and you will be able to get along with the rest of the family.
If we learn in patience if we pay attention We will gain a lot in every lesson Making a miracle, to succeed in our future To learn, how to be a better person
If we face any problem, just think about our parents, The love, will make us even stronger Making a difference, to prove to our parents To show that we really care for them.
